During Sacrament meeting today, Parker asked me, "Can I go to the bathroom?"
"No. You already went. You're only allowed one potty break per sacrament meeting."
"But what if I pee my pants?"
"As you just went to the bathroom twenty minutes ago, I doubt that's going to happen."
"But--"
"No."
Sensing I wasn't going to budge on this one, he decided to change strategies. "I need to leave sacrament meeting for a different reason."
"What?"
"I just need some alone time."
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I can't wait to hear next week's excuse. You made me giggle.
He tried that one on me too. It didn't work any better the second time. :)
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