"Say 'Blessed are the pure in heart,'" I begin.
"No, I don't like that scripture," he says. "I want to do my own scripture."
He grabs a blue marker and scribbles circles all over a paper. "I drew a scripture."
"What does it say?"
"It says the Lamanites were sitting on a log, and they jumped in the pool with the speckled frogs."
"The Lamanites, huh?"
"Yeah, and then there were three people left and Nephi said, 'Don't jump in Lemuel.' But he jumped in the pool. Then Nephi said, 'Don't jump in the pool, Sam.' But he jumped in. Then Nephi was left. And he jumped in the water."
Parker, laughing, "You should blog about this mom."
Done.
5 comments:
The good thing is that he thinks scriptures are fun! (Also, I'm impressed that he's been listening well enough to know all of their names)
I like the analogy of Laman and Lemual to slimy semi aquatic bug eaters.
your family is hilarious.
Deacon is so smart and funny!
I love reading your blog it always makes me laugh. Sometimes I have to becareful reading it at work. Many times people think I am laughing at myself here in my cube!
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