For Your Entertainment

At dinner tonight, I told that family what I overheard this morning. "I heard Deacon talking to himself. He was having an imaginary conversation."

Deacon (to himself): "Did you say butt go go?"

Deacon (answering himself): "Yes, I said butt go go."

Everyone laughs.

Parker: "That's the Davis in him."

Now everyone decides they have to outdo Deacon, by being funnier than him. (This is really the Davis in all of them coming out.)

Parker begins. "Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Banana."

"You are not allowed to continue with this joke."

McKay: "Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Centipede."

"Centipede who?"

"Santa peed on the Christmas tree."

(My father-in-law introduced that joke to my kids two years ago, and it's still going strong.)

Deacon: "Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Banana."

"Banana who?"

"Santa peed on the Christmas tree."

This joke is followed by Deacon fake laughing like a maniac.

Davis humor at its finest.