Lunch with McKay

I called McKay up to the table for lunch. "O.k. I'm coming, but I'm not regular McKay, I'm tiger McKay."

I started to say the prayer, and halfway through she interrupted in a whisper, "I'm back to regular McKay."

So we ate in silence for a few minutes, and then she said, "Today is the best day in my whole entire life!"

Puzzled, since today has seemed pretty ordinary, I asked, "Why is that?"

"Because I'm eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a glass of water!"