Crazy Mother

"Parker," McKay told her brother, "Livy is so lucky! At her house her mom makes sandwiches on white bread and asks you if you want the crusts cut off."

"Lucky!"

Apparently McKay knows good mom behavior when she sees it. Yesterday I was lying in bed reading a book, when McKay came and cuddled up next to me.

"What is your book about?" she asked.

"It's about being a mom," I told her.

"Does that mean your going to stop being crazy and start being a mom?"